The Kardashians Season 3 | Episode 5
0So we’re finally made it to Kim Kardashian’s big Dolce & Gabbana fashion show. The big moment in Milano was no easy mission to accomplish that’s for sure. But hey, at least she proved to the world that Kim K. really is that girl. Kourtney kept up with her pattern in the latest episode of The Kardashians of hating on Kim, only caring about making out with Travis Barker, and expressing the least amount of enthusiasm possible for a human being with such an exciting life. Thankfully, the Hulu producers didn’t make us suffer through any Kendall Jenner scenes in this episode as a reward for suffering through Kourt’s extended tantrums lol. It was finally the day for Kim’s fashion show in Milan, and the star of the family was ready for her moment. Kim not only looked amazing but was radiating from the high-energy atmosphere backstage of the show. The Dolce & Gabbana heads gifted Kim with an over-the-top diamond cross necklace, which she claims was one of the first pieces of jewelry she ever bought herself. “This is like the nicest piece of jewelry I own because I lost it all,” she said, referencing the robbery. The Paris robbery totally changed Kim’s approach to life and business. She learned she was fine with losing all of her jewelry to save her life, but it meant more to regain a special piece to commemorate such an iconic moment. Instead of living it up in Milan, Kourtney stayed in Calabasas to do what she always does which is hook up with Travis and complain. She joined her husband to celebrate the opening of a restaurant he invested in in Calabasas. If you want to know more about the food, Kourt described it with matcha margaritas. Calabasas. Girl, don’t shade an entire wealthy town full of five-star restaurants just because they aren’t being funded by Blink 182. Kim, in general, felt like Kourtney was a hater. At the end of the episode, Khloe came over to strategize how the pair could have a conversation. “She feels like her wedding moment was taken away from her and she just feels like there’s no loyalty in this family,” Khloe explained to Kim. Kim felt like she didn’t have to ask for permission, and boy did she get activated. Khloe suggested that before Kim sits down with Kourt that she get her anger out. She also, smartly, suggested that Kris not be there, since she loves taking sides. Kim started to vent about how Kourtney actually wore looks to her wedding that Kim had worn while filming the show years prior, so who was really copying who? She also joked that Kourtney had no friends besides Travis, which had me gooped and gagged. “I’ll be like, “B*tch, you think I need your permission?” Kim said. Khlo$ hit it right on the money — this showdown is going to be anything but zen.